"Look, I am the human. I am in charge here. I'm trying to help - are you listening to me? If you scratch me again, I won't just put you on the compost heap, I'll put you in the wheelie-bin, so there."
There was a lot of "let go, you stupid rose" in my garden today (I know, pruning terribly late, but it's been too cold and now I have everything to do at once).
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Hilarious! Good to see at least the snowdrops are thriving in your garden.
ReplyDeleteQuite right too - it's important to let plants know who's in charge. Thanks for visiting my blog.
ReplyDeleteHi Emily, I know those words so well! They're usually followed by, 'right, that does it, don't say I didn't warn you'! Bob.
ReplyDeleteWell since the culprits in this case were brambles, they never really stood much chance. I'm amazed how fewer there are than last year.
ReplyDeleteThere was a lot of "let go, you stupid rose" in my garden today (I know, pruning terribly late, but it's been too cold and now I have everything to do at once).
ReplyDeleteThis post just made my night! Just when I needed a pick me up! Thanks.
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